http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

appuyé sur "enter" puis choisissez votre couleur de fond.

il parle qu'en anglais, mais il y a quelque astuces pour qu'il parle quelques phrases en français. a vous de les trouver

il est beaucoup + intelligent que la vielle encarta.... normal c'est Dieu!


amusez-vous bien!

je préfère encarta, et la mme soleil

pour qu'il parle français il suffit de lui demander si il parle Français en Anglais

mais bon je prefere les deux autres victimes

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Vincent !
God:
How are you doing, Vincent.
Me:
I'm fuck a girl !
God:
Do your friends call you fuck a girl.
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why ?
God:
" I can't believe it."? Why?
Me:
Do you speak french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
moi aussi !
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.
Me:
oué
God:
Ou vous pourriez être.
Me:
je ne comprend pas ?
God:
Qu est ce que vous ne comprenez pas?
Me:
votre question
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
fuck you !
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
bitch !!
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
his name was "fucking me" !
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
in the toilettes
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
oh no,thre were 10 minutes ago !
God:
Give me a break. Are you serious? How old are you?
Me:
I'm 1200
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
OK
God:
So?
Me:
shud up
God:
How far up?



J'pige rien a ce qui me dit !!!

je lui ai fait dire une phrase!!!! mdr
Me:
I man
God:
Why?: said man.
Me:
because you're my friend
God:
That makes sense to me. Yes : We are as one.
Me:
do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
bien cousin!!!
God:
What do you really want to ask me?

Il veut plus me parlé parce que je connais pas Charlie Parker

M.S.Blow a écrit:

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Vincent !
God:
How are you doing, Vincent.
Me:
I'm fuck a girl !
God:
Do your friends call you fuck a girl.
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why ?
God:
" I can't believe it."? Why?

Comme t'es mauvais en anglais!

Me:
ta mere
God:
Je n ai pas de mère.

looool

Hiden-Teck a écrit:

M.S.Blow a écrit:

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Vincent !
God:
How are you doing, Vincent.
Me:
I'm fuck a girl !
God:
Do your friends call you fuck a girl.
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why ?
God:
" I can't believe it."? Why?

Comme t'es mauvais en anglais!

P'tin vaut mieux pas que ma prof tombe dessus

regardez comment il comprend rien
je lui ai meme apris à dire Bonjour!


Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
do you speak French ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
je m'appelle Hugo
God:
Soyez le bienvenu, .
Me:
tu sais bien parelr Français
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
tu parle Français
God:
Sure, t me p a r l e F r a n s sounds like a good topic.
Me:
oula je comprend pas là
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about t me p a r l e F r a n s. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
i don't understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
do you speak french
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
non le Français
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
je corrige tes fautes
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
I can speak english if you want
God:
How do you say "hello" in that language?
Me:
Bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
Hello
God:
Bonjour, !
Me:
Bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
t'es con ou quoi ?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
i from Caen
God:
Why?: said from Caen.
Me:
mdr i was born in Caen
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
on the 24/06/1991
God:
What is it like on the 24 06 1991.

what do you know about me?
God:
Name: .
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: man.
You are: TOM the best rapper.
You have: .
You want: .
You like: .
You said: said man.
Personality: .
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .

haha il sait des choses

Dieu possède un p'tite copine !!!!


Me:
Hi !!!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Jean Cule
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Jean Cule.
Me:
Thanfs,what is your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
God comme l'objet pour les filles ?
God:
Enchanté mademoiselle ou madame Jean Cule.
Me:
oué j'encule et alors ?
God:
Interesting gossip: Jean Cule said I e n c you l e e t a l o r s.
Me:
oki
God:
I hear you.
Me:
I love you !!!
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Jean Cule.
Me:
toi aussi t'encule ?
God:
What?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
hiii gateau !
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
oki good
God:
is my girlfriend.
Me:
beurk !!chui sur qu'elle a une sale tete !
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I'm in ton cul
God:
Tell me a little about your life in ton cul

"Tell me a little about your life in ton cul"

MDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Me:
tu veux bien me sucer?
God:
Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?
Me:
à avaler mon sperme

Lol^^

Me:
Bon on va jouer a ni oui ni non !
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
ok
God:
" Please speak English."? ok?
Me:
oki
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Ar you stupid ?
God:
Stupid as in unintelligent?
Me:
Are you unintelligent ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am unintelligent.
I am a computer.
Me:
Are you un computer !
God:
I don't know whether or not I am un computer.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Are you a chatterbot ?
God:
Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
Mouahahah t'as perdu t'as dis oui !!
God:
Do you like talking to me?


Comment j'l'ai baisé

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
my name istom
God:
Your name istom ? Is that correct English?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
s Tom
God:
à ¡valer mon sperme is Tom? it is?

loool il a de la memoire

Mdr !!!!^^